17 Things I Learned From Reading Post Malone's Wikipedia Page On The Toilet This Morning

A Post post.

First things first: His birth name is Austin Post. He got the Malone part from a rap name generator.

First things first: His birth name is Austin Post. He got the Malone part from a rap name generator.

It's not as irreverent as it sounds: Donald Glover got his stage name, Childish Gambino, from the Wu-Tang Name Generator.

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He has the same birthday as America: July 4th. And he’s currently 22 years old.

He has the same birthday as America: July 4th. And he's currently 22 years old.

Sweet baby boy.

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He was born and raised in Syracuse, New York, but his family moved to Grapevine, Texas when he was nine years old.

He was born and raised in Syracuse, New York, but his family moved to Grapevine, Texas when he was nine years old.

He returned to Syracuse to attend to Syracuse University but dropped out to pursue music before graduating.

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He was voted “Most Likely To Become Famous” as a senior at Grapevine High School.

He was voted "Most Likely To Become Famous" as a senior at Grapevine High School.

I am hoping they will vote me “Most Likely To Eat A Burrito For Dinner Tonight” next.

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He learned to play guitar after getting really into Guitar Hero.

He learned to play guitar after getting really into Guitar Hero.

I heard that's how Jimi Hendrix first picked up the ax too (JK).

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As a teenager he worked at a Chicken Express.

As a teenager he worked at a Chicken Express.

He saved up $800 from that job and blew it all on a pair of Versace loafers.

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Before he became a rapper, Post was in a metal band.

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He also auditioned to be in Crown The Empire, but his guitar string snapped mid-performance and he wasn't asked back.

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Post’s first indie hit was “White Iverson,” which he wrote two days before recording and posting to his SoundCloud.

Today, the corresponding music video has nearly half a billion views on YouTube. He signed with Republic Records soon after.

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He performed at Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday party.

He performed at Kylie Jenner's 18th birthday party.

Life is so fucking weird.

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“Congratulations” featuring Quavo was his first song to chart the Billboard Hot 100.

It peaked at #8.

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“Rockstar” featuring 21 Savage was his first #1 hit.

Which only happened a few months ago.

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Post Malone credits Bob Dylan as one of his biggest musical inspirations. He even has a Dylan portrait tattoo.

He once called “Subterranean Homesick Blues” the first rap song, which is obviously a point of contention among music lovers.

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He also has a portrait tat of President John F. Kennedy, who he admires for speaking out against “crazy corruption stuff” in American government.

He also has a portrait tat of President John F. Kennedy, who he admires for speaking out against "crazy corruption stuff" in American government.

On a related note, Post is also really into conspiracy theories.

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Post supports the Second Ammendment and owns a “disconcerting” number of guns, according to Rolling Stone.

Post supports the Second Ammendment and owns a "disconcerting" number of guns, according to Rolling Stone.

If Rolling Stone thinks its excessive, you know it's a lot.

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He expressed support for Bernie Sanders during the election cycle but didn’t vote.

He expressed support for Bernie Sanders during the election cycle but didn't vote.

He also said he would consider performing at Donald Trump's inauguration if the money was right.

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He opened for Justin Bieber’s Purpose World Tour.

He opened for Justin Bieber's Purpose World Tour.

And I was like baby, baby, baby oooh.

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And his new album Beerbongs & Bentleys is out December 1, 2017.

And his new album Beerbongs & Bentleys is out December 1, 2017.

That's, like, today.

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