Allow me to introduce you to Larry David’s precious offspring.
Hello. I love Larry David. I probably love Larry more than I love any of my immediate family members, and I definitely love him more I love than any of my extended family members.
Pictured: Larry pointing upwards, trying to convince the audience to elevate their everyday small talk to medium talk.
I'd pay a lot of money ($3.46) to be Larry David's child for the day.
What? No, that is not how much is in my savings right now, how dare you?
Here is Cazzie, looking better than you while having a cooler father than you, all at the same time:
Larry right after he saw that scandalous Instagram of his daughter:
“WHY? WHY MUST YOU PUT YOUR BODY ON THE INTERNET FOR THE WORLD TO SEE?”