BRING IT BACK LORDE, WE’LL BE GOOD I SWEAR.
Yesterday there was news that shook the world about Lorde having a secret Instagram where she reviewed onion rings. Originally unveiled on Newshub, it spread across the internet like a bad rash.
The news was alleged, as Lorde hasn’t confirmed that she is the onion ring reviewer. Tbh it *could* just be a rando who likes to review onion rings!
But Lorde was the #1 suspect.
Could it be that Lorde likes onion rings… and has a sense of humor and…likes to review them for funsies?!?!?!