Apples! LET’S PUT APPLES EVERYWHERE!
Summer doesn’t officially begin until Julie Chen says, “But first.” IT’S JUST A RULE.
So until that happens on June 28th when the new season of Big Brother begins, Julie took us on a tour of this season’s house and — please excuse my language — THIS HOUSE IS FUCKAPPLEUGLY.
I get it, the theme is “temptation” this summer, so we’re really playing up the greed, vanity, original sin kind-of-shit, but ya’ll’s interior designer overkilled the theme like a high school prom. Like, the first thing you see when you get into the house are apples. APPLES.