Sorry, Aunt Jodie!
If you’re anything like me, you Google photos of Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis all the time because THAT’S TRUE LOVE:
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Like, who has a greater love story than these two?!
Well, a tabloid magazine tried to come for the pair’s fairytale relationship after Ashton was photographed with — gasp! — another woman:
But Ashton being Ashton, jokingly went along with the rumor while revealing the “girl” in the photos is HIS OWN DAMN COUSIN: