This is a hate-free zone, so hold the salt.
This photo of Rihanna having ~wild thoughts~ while enjoying a fry.
Some like their fries nakey, nakey, but Rih loves hers with a dab of ketchup.
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This literal work of art of Zendaya pretty much making out with a fry.
@ anyone who works in the MOMA, put this in your museum now, you flops.
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This #moment of Nancy Pelosi taking a bite of crunchy, fried goodness.
Tag yourself: I'm everyone in the photo eating food to distract themselves from today's world events.
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Or this ~Kodak capture~ of President Obama literally having one fry because he deserves it.
“Same, Nancy” —Obama, probably.
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