In case you’ve been stranded in the middle of the ocean on a boat on Mars, then you know that Taylor Swift is in the midst of her “dark era.” She hasn’t done any interviews yet and is just kind of randomly dropping songs and a deeply layered music video. We don’t actually know if she’s going to physically appear in the flesh. She’s essentially a ghost.
This past weekend, Taylor was in Martha’s Vineyard for her best friend’s wedding. Because Taylor is doing this whole dark thing, she did everything she possibly could to hide from the paparazzi…
…and to be honest, it’s kind of amazing and we should all strive to someday be this level of extra. Let me show you.
When she landed off her private jet, Taylor was shuffled to a SUV and was covered by not one, not two, but three umbrellas.
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