I don’t control the laws of physics.
Let’s start with this casual picture of her just sitting on the stage talking wisdom.
“I don't know how I spontaneously make people pregnant, I don't control physics.” Is probably what she's saying here.
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Don’t look at this picture without contraception, it’s dangerous.
When her arms are exposed the risk of accidental pregnancy goes up.
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Oh man, the little awkward smile, that’s it you’re pregnant sorry.
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Hold on to your ovaries because this is 2008 Kristen biting her lip.
No one did bed hair like '00s Kstew.
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