Top 30 Minor Characters In "Titanic" Ranked From "Oh, Who Cares?!" To "You Didn't Deserve This!!"

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Brock Lovett

Brock Lovett

Flop haircut. Budget Backstreet Boy.

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Helga Dahl

Helga Dahl

Fabrizio's love interest, therefore I DO NOT have time for you, sweetie.

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Lewis Bodine

Lewis Bodine

Reminds me too much of angry gay bros who leave comments on my BuzzFeed posts that “not all gay people” are the “gay stereotype.” SMH.

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Joseph Bruce Ismay

Joseph Bruce Ismay

Scammed his way onto a lifeboat. Un-classy.

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John Jacob Astor

John Jacob Astor

The richest man on the ship, must've been nice!!!!

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Noël Leslie, Countess of Rothes

Noël Leslie, Countess of Rothes

EAT. THE. RICH.

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Lucile Duff-Gordon

Lucile Duff-Gordon

Friend's with Rose's mom. Guilty and awful by association!

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Steward #3

Steward #3

More iconic than Steward #1 and Steward #2.

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Charles Lightoller

Charles Lightoller

FILL THE LIFE BOATS, DUDE. EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE.

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The Guy Who Had To The Telegraph That The Ship Was Going Down

The Guy Who Had To The Telegraph That The Ship Was Going Down

The bearer of bad news…not a good look.

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Sven Gunderson

Sven Gunderson

He was the poker player that lost his ticket to the Titanic to Jack and Fabrizio. Normally, I would hate him because my sweet baby Fabreetz died…but then I realize it's not his fault. Still seems kind of mean, to be fair.

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Elizabeth Calvert

Elizabeth Calvert

She was Rose's granddaughter. I guess that's good for something.

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Screaming Ladies

Screaming Ladies

I feel bad.

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Cal’s Crying Girl

Cal's Crying Girl

She seemed sweet. Got to live. The only good thing Cal did was save Crying Girl's life.

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Irish Child #2

Irish Child #2

She seemed well-behaved which is the only way I like children.

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Irish Child #1

Irish Child #1

Same as above.

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Frozen Lady And Baby

Frozen Lady And Baby

Just…sad. And cold.

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Benjamin Guggenheim

Benjamin Guggenheim

He wanted to die respectfully looking all dolled up and hot. I respect that.

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Mr. And Mrs. Cartmell

Mr. And Mrs. Cartmell

Parents to Cora. Daughter is more iconic than them.

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The Guy Who Said “Iceberg, Right Ahead!”

The Guy Who Said "Iceberg, Right Ahead!"

Iconic line. I have to give credit where credit is due!

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Man Being Combed For Lice

Man Being Combed For Lice

Sanitary. I like that.

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Third Class Irish Woman

Third Class Irish Woman

I feel like we would get along.

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Madame Bijoux

Madame Bijoux

Jack drew her in Paris. I also feel like we would get along.

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Irish Mother

Irish Mother

Legend Irish Mother. Rose's deadbeat mom should have *gone* over her. No offense.

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Tommy Ryan

Tommy Ryan

Gets points for being friends with Fabrizio. Dies by gunshot. That's fucked up!

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Cora Cartmell

Cora Cartmell

She died… so I feel bad.

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Trudy

Trudy

James Cameron did Trudy dirty by killing her off. Fuck you, James Cameron. Trudy deserved better.

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Dying Old Couple

Dying Old Couple

The saddest death on that damn boat. RIP, sweet oldies.

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The Titanic Orchestra

The Titanic Orchestra

The absolute queens of the ship. My heroes, my everything. Rest in peace, gentlemen. Rest in peace.

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Fabrizio

Fabrizio

The hottest, sweetest man on that damn boat! The apple of my eye, the love of my life. Fabrizio was the spirit of that ship. Gone but never forgotten. I think about you often, my sweet Fabreetz. Kiss kiss.

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