We Need To Talk About The New Bachelor's Grey Hair

That’s why his hair’s so gray. It’s full of secrets…

As many of you know, this man is Arie Luyendyk Jr., aka the title role on the 22nd season of ABC’s The Bachelor.

As many of you know, this man is Arie Luyendyk Jr., aka the title role on the 22nd season of ABC's The Bachelor.

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Clearly, Arie has gray hair. And according to People, he is “just embracing it!”

Clearly, Arie has gray hair. And according to People, he is "just embracing it!"

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Now I don’t want anyone to think I have a problem with gray-haired men, because I absolutely DO NOT.

Examples of silver foxes I would gladly doink: George Clooney, Barack Obama, Matt Leblanc now, McDreamy (as pictured above, clearly advertising some sort of sweepstakes to eat lunch with him that I definitely did NOT enter), McSteamy, etc. So don't @ me in the comments!!!

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What I am suspicious of, though, is the authenticity of Arie’s salt-and-pepper locks.

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THAT’S RIGHT. I believe that Arie Luyendyk Jr. has GUYLIGHTS.

THAT'S RIGHT. I believe that Arie Luyendyk Jr. has GUYLIGHTS.

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

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Why do I think this, you ask? Let’s examine the evidence.

Why do I think this, you ask? Let's examine the evidence.

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EXHIBIT B: the age-difference drama.

EXHIBIT B: the age-difference drama.

There's this one contestant, Bekah M., whose age was ~mysteriously~ left off her contestant bio.

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EXHIBIT C: his eyebrows.

EXHIBIT C: his eyebrows.

They're fucking brown.

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But more than anything else, Arie Ljjyukkdykk Jr. def has guylights because he just looks like the kind of guy who would have guylights. THE END.

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/celebrity.xml

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