If Tom Hanks Isn't Your Celebrity Crush, You're Wrong

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This is Tom Hanks. He’s been called America’s dad, the best actor of his generation, and simply, “a good guy.”

This is Tom Hanks. He's been called America's dad, the best actor of his generation, and simply, "a good guy."

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But I’m here today to tell you that he is also something else: A CERTIFIED ORGANIC CHUNK OF HUUUUUUUNK!

But I'm here today to tell you that he is also something else: A CERTIFIED ORGANIC CHUNK OF HUUUUUUUNK!

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And I don’t care if you’re a man, woman, non-binary, gay, straight, what have you — Tom Hanks is your celebrity crush now.

And I don't care if you're a man, woman, non-binary, gay, straight, what have you — Tom Hanks is your celebrity crush now.

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Tom Hanks has aged like the expensive cheese people put out at fancy parties that you eat waaaaaayyyy too much of but you can’t fucking stop.

Tom Hanks has aged like the expensive cheese people put out at fancy parties that you eat waaaaaayyyy too much of but you can't fucking stop.

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I mean…

I mean...

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A little salt and pepper only adds more flava. Just sayin’.

A little salt and pepper only adds more flava. Just sayin'.

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Not that he was lacking flava to begin with…

Not that he was lacking flava to begin with...

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👀 👀 👀

👀 👀 👀

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But aside from his good looks, Tom here has a lot else to offer.

But aside from his good looks, Tom here has a lot else to offer.

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He writes books!

He writes books!

Get Uncommon Type, his collection of short stories, here!

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And look how proud of it he is! PRESH!!!

And look how proud of it he is! PRESH!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!!!!!!

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He’s a goddamn Medal of Freedom recipient!!!

He's a goddamn Medal of Freedom recipient!!!

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He made Halloween and SNL relevant again!!!

He made Halloween and SNL relevant again!!!

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He takes the time to engage with the youth culture!

He takes the time to engage with the youth culture!

“Like, how would you feel if I sang my name at the beginning of all my movies?”

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THIS. Everything about this.

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He has a really great Instagram where he essentially just takes pictures of lost items in random places.

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ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TOM HANKS YET?!?!?!?!?!?!

ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TOM HANKS YET?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Oh ALSO, Tom Hanks is such a fucking perfect man that some satirist actually wrote this headline, almost sending me straight into cardiac arrest:

Oh ALSO, Tom Hanks is such a fucking perfect man that some satirist actually wrote this headline, almost sending me straight into cardiac arrest:

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In conclusion, Tom Hanks is the only man worthy to be any of our celeb crushes, and that is FINAL.

In conclusion, Tom Hanks is the only man worthy to be any of our celeb crushes, and that is FINAL.

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FINAL.

FINAL.

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Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/celebrity.xml

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