“She comprehends shade. How am I supposed to sleep?”
Now that you’re sufficiently terrified like me, let’s get to the ~drama~. It all started when Chrissy sent out this tweet a few weeks ago in mid-December.
Almost immediately afterwards, she tweeted, “Just kidding I love you Sophia my queen,” but, still a little too late.
Cut to: three days ago. Everything was peachy keen until Sophia tweeted (yes, she tweets and also has an Insta), “@chrissyteigen It looks like we’re both at #CES! Want to meet up and say hi? I need some makeup tips ;)”
And while Chrissy seemed open to the idea of friendship…
(Lol @ well-lit and gated. I see you, Chrissy!)
After all, she’s just a regular girl who “daydreams of being an entertainer.”
At least she has good taste in music?
Bottom line: I’m scared and Chrissy is “friends with a robot now.”