This is what Kris Jenner meant when she said “This is a case for the FBI”.
By now you definitely know who Chrissy Teigen is, so say hi and let’s jump into this. After all, we’ve got a case to blow wide open.
Because Chrissy, and I can’t believe I’m even typing this, has lost her toilet. Like, her actual toilet. It is gone. Nowhere to be seen.
As you can see, this is the spot where the toilet should be. It doesn’t take a detective to note that the toilet isn’t actually there anymore.
And obviously Chrissy would like her toilet back, which is a reasonable request. I don’t think we’re asking to move heaven and Earth here.
So what has happened to the toilet? I have four theories which I think are pretty reasonable. The first is that John stole it in revenge for all the times Chrissy has roasted him on Twitter.
Likelihood: 9/10 (a strong theory).
The second is that baby Luna has suddenly started showing signs of magic, accidentally made the toilet disappear, and should now be expecting her letter to Hogwarts any minute now.
Likelihood: 4/10 (I believe Luna is magical but witches and wizards don't usually start showcasing magical abilities for a couple more years yet).
And lastly, Sophia aka the wigless robot, had something to do with it after Chrissy shaded her makeup skills.
Likelihood: 9.5/10 (that robot is out to kill us all and she's starting with stealing Chrissy's toilet).
It’s over to you, Chrissy!