Armie Hammer's Connection To Arm & Hammer Is So Confusing I'm Gonna Need Some Red String And A Map

BEAR WITH ME.

So, the other day I went to see Call Me By Your Name, which — as I’m sure you know by now — stars Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer.

So, the other day I went to see Call Me By Your Name, which — as I'm sure you know by now — stars Timothée Chalamet and Armie Hammer.

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And afterwards I was so ~inspired~ by the film I wrote this Very Bad Tweet™️ about Armie Hammer.

And afterwards I was so ~inspired~ by the film I wrote this Very Bad Tweet™️ about Armie Hammer.

It's loosely based on a true story.

Twitter: @ErinChack

The next day a person who is smarter than me pointed out that, Duh, Erin, his name sounds like Arm & Hammer because his great grandfather, Armand Hammer, owned the company.

The next day a person who is smarter than me pointed out that, Duh, Erin, his name sounds like Arm & Hammer because his great grandfather, Armand Hammer, owned the company.

Twitter: @J_M_Macdonald

And I felt very dumb!!!

And I felt very dumb!!!

It says it right there! Arm & Hammer. Arm And Hammer. ARMAND HAMMER.

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But guess what, random Twitter guy. I read that entire Wikipedia page.

But guess what, random Twitter guy. I read that entire Wikipedia page.

And the Armie Hammer Wikipedia page and the Arm & Hammer Wikipedia page. (I don't have a lot of hobbies.)

FXP

And Armand Hammer did own Arm & Hammer.

And Armand Hammer did own Arm & Hammer.

HmmMmmmMmm…

FXP

But!!! The name Arm & Hammer has literally nothing to do with Armand Hammer.

But!!! The name Arm & Hammer has literally nothing to do with Armand Hammer.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FXP

The brand started in 1867, which is 31 years before Armand Hammer was even born, y’all!

The brand started in 1867, which is 31 years before Armand Hammer was even born, y'all!

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And while Armand Hammer was a wealthy business dude, he only became interested in owning Arm & Hammer ‘cuz everyone kept asking him about it.

And while Armand Hammer was a wealthy business dude, he only became interested in owning Arm & Hammer 'cuz everyone kept asking him about it.

“BUT IT LITERALLY HAS YOUR NAME ON IT” — Everyone on earth to Armand Hammer

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So many people asked him about it that he attempted to buy the company! And guess what! They didn’t let him!

So many people asked him about it that he attempted to buy the company! And guess what! They didn't let him!

I guess? Money? Can't buy? Everything?? ? ? ??? ??

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But by 1986, Armand Hammer’s oil company Occidental Petroleum acquired enough stock in Church & Dwight, which is the parent company of — you guessed it — Arm & Hammer, allowing him to sit on the board of directors.

But by 1986, Armand Hammer's oil company Occidental Petroleum acquired enough stock in Church & Dwight, which is the parent company of — you guessed it — Arm & Hammer, allowing him to sit on the board of directors.

And he remained an owner of Arm & Hammer for the rest of his life.

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So in conclusion: Armie Hammer’s great grandfather eventually did come to own Arm & Hammer, but the brand is definitely, 100%, absolutely not named after him.

So in conclusion: Armie Hammer's great grandfather eventually did come to own Arm & Hammer, but the brand is definitely, 100%, absolutely not named after him.

And my tweet still makes sense. Which is the most important thing.

FXN

Source: https://www.buzzfeed.com/celebrity.xml

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